Realizations of Winter Break
You won’t be getting away with paying 50 cents for your beers
Nights out are expensive as shit
So you’ll have to pregame, and most of the time you’ll probably be alone
You can’t just walk to the nearest bar
You have to result to relying on your parents to drive you everywhere like back in middle school
When you don’t have a ride, you may have to be a DD
I want to be the DD…..said no one ever
Your parents are secretly judging you when you’re hungover
They will basically make you feel like you’re an alcoholic every time you drink
You’ll start to wonder how you didn’t go crazy living at home while you were in high school
You actually have to make plans to hangout with people because your friends aren’t a couple of steps away
You’ll hibernate in your room binge watching Netflix for days
Your parents want to know where you’re going every.single.time
Two words: Winter job
Those nights of drinking during the week are slim to none
You become a lightweight from not drinking as much. I guess that’s what Boosburg does to ya
You go through withdrawal from missing your friends
Finding out that drinking with your family is just as fun as drinking with your friends
Raiding your parents liquor/beer stash and it’s not Vlad
You can’t get Bloomsburg drunk at home, because it’s not the same
Don’t even think about bringing anyone home after a night out
When you see people while you’re out, instead of waving, you duck and cover
Your parents will actually want you to do things and be a real person
No pretzelini drunk food at the end of the night
You’re not within screaming distance of your roommates
