Freshmen vs. Senior Problems
Where am I going to get alcohol? Where am I going to get a job?
Sharing a dorm room with someone Sharing a house with Mom and Dad again…yay
Looking where your classes are a week before Not going to your classes the first week
Looking good for class Looking like a straight homeless person in class
Sweaty frat basements Sweaty bar dance floors
Not knowing how to study for exams Forgetting how to study altogether
Being quiet while throwing Being quiet while throwing up
up in the dorms bathroom in the bar bathroom
Trying to figure out your major Trying to figure out your life
To do the unassigned reading or not To skip class again or not
Having a year full of firsts Having a year full of lasts
What party should I go to? What bar should I go to?
Trying to stay on top of everything Trying to make the bar specials
Freshmen 15 Senior 15
Getting nervous you won’t get into your classes Getting nervous you won’t actually graduate
Have someone sit next to you Have someone sit in your unassigned seat
in a 200 person lecture after months of class
I never wanna leave I never wanna leave
