Did I Say That?
It’s the weekend and it’s time to relieve some of that weekly stress, so what are you going to do? In a college town with not much else to do, the answer is common: go out for the night have a good time with some friends, throw back some shots and dance the night away. Whether it’s taking those shots of Vlad, chugging some Natty’s or Rolling Rock, the night always comes with the entertaining drunk conversations. Maybe it depends on your drink of choice for the type of conservation being had. Girl or guy it doesn’t matter, at some point of the night (or day) any of these conversation types could be held.
*Warning: Always watch out for that tequila, it will bring out the wild side of even the quietest person anything can be said or done.
The Philosophical Drunk
“You know you’re one of my best friends, I care about you and want you to do well in life.”
“You don’t make the wrong choices you just don’t make the right ones.”
“I care about you; I know I’m drunk but if you need to we can sit on the step and talk.”
“I feel like you’re in my life for a reason; I won’t judge you I just want try and make your life better.”
The Innocent Turned Slut Drunk (Come on girls, we’ve all been there at some point…)
“All I want to do is find someone really cute and hook up; ugh!”
“I’m totally texting him and telling him I want to go back to his place…he can’t say no!”
“Maybe like if I stick my boobs out more he’ll want me…”
“I’m drunk, I have on lucky earrings and I know what I want.”
“I think we should go upstairs…now.”
“So what if they’re (sisters/ brothers/ teammates), they are so hot!”
Emotional Train Wreck Drunk
We’ve all heard it and at some point dealt with this one.
“Why am I so fat and ugly?”
“I’ll never be good enough for him/her…”
“I just don’t understand; he said he wasn’t like everyone else…he said it actually meant something”
“I still don’t understand why he broke up with me; he said he loved me.”
The Yeller
“OH MY GOD! I’M SOOOO DRUNK!!!!!”
“GUYS YO, I’VE HAD SO MANY SHOTS; I NEED MORE!!!”
“HEEEEEYY (Insert Name Here) I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER LET’S DANCE!!!”
“I’M SO DRUNK, SO YOU CHUG!!!!”
“CHUG YOU WON’T; I DARE YOU!!!”
“TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!?”
Happy “I love life and Everyone” Drunk
“Oh my gosh!! I love you; you’re my best friend, did you know that?!”
“You are my best friend and you mean so much to me; I hope you’d do anything for me.”
“I love your outfit!!! It’s so cute. Oh My God!!”
“We just met tonight, but we’re totally going to be best friends!!”
Let’s Only Talk Sports and I’ll Prove Why I Should Own a Franchise
“Yo, man, listen are you even a real fan?!”
“I swear man, all (insert team here) gotta do is trade these two players, get a better draft pick make use of rookies and they’re on the way to being a playoff contender!”
“Dude the only news I read is sports news; everything else is irrelevant why else do you think I’m right when I talk about draft picks?”
“(Insert team name) needs to just hire me as GM it’s obvious I know what’s best for the team to be the best in franchise history.”
The I Need to Prove My Tolerance and Tell The Party How Wasted I Am.
“I don’t care that I just threw up, there’s no stopping me!”
“How the hell am I out of alcohol? I NEED MORE I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!!”
“I have a tally on my hand of all my shots, BUT THERE’S NO MORE ROOM!!”
“I’ve been drinking since I woke up basically…I BET YOU CAN’T DRINK THAT MUCH!!”
So by the end of the night, maybe you’ve covered only one type of drunk or maybe all. After all don’t be ashamed of the drunk person you momentarily become totally embrace it. If you’re lucky, maybe the next day you’ll remember it…unless you don’t want to, then good luck. Just remember try not to over do it with the alcohol intake for the time being, because at the end of the night it’s never fun being known as the one who got sick or passed out.
