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Teach Me How to Turkey

Have you heard about the new dance craze on “Teach Me How to Dougie?” It’s called “Teach Me How to Turkey.”
For the holidays, make sure you and your family get together and teach them how to turkey!
They be like smooth(what?)
Can u teach me how to turkey?
You know why?
Cause all da birds love me(aye)
All I need is a beat that’s super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and gobble it!
Put your wings out front, lean side to side
They gona be on you when they see you hit dat turkey right?
Aint nobody pluckin wit my bro from morningside
He go by bubba and he hit dat dance wit thunder
I aint from dallas but I d-town boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna eat me
I leave da function and all da birds tryna pluck me
You just do you and ima do me(all day)
People love to hate so they try to pluck me
Birds be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it start to boomin
Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it
Teach me how to turkey
T-teach me how to turkey
Teach me how to turkey
T-teach me how to turkey
All my birds love me
All my, all my birds love me
All my birds love me
You aint pluckin wit my turkey!