The struggle is real when it comes to being in a committed relationship with food. Here are a few things those who are constantly hungry and who always have food on the mind will understand.
- The first thing you think of when you wake up is what’s for breakfast (or lunch).
- The motivation to get out of bed is the thought of getting a breakfast sandwich from Husky, even though you would you would prefer one from Bloomin’.
- You often end up dreaming about food.
- While at the gym: “If I burn all these calories now I could go get late night and eat those two pieces of pizza later…”
- Before the gym “I can totally carb load on pasta and eat that ice cream too.”
- When you get asked out by someone the first thought that goes through your mind is: “Will there be food …”
- So I have class in a half hour, do I have time for Subway?
- There better be cookies at The Commons today.
- When asked about your relationship status you say I’m in a pretty committed relationship with two guys named Ben and Jerry.
- Pizza is bae.
- If I share my food with you, then you know it’s real…but I might just eat it all.
- Even though I just ate a full meal, I think I have room for that milkshake.
- I just brushed my teeth but I might as well risk it and eat a late night snack before bed.
- It’s only 1:00 am, so I still have time to order a Pretzellini.
- You’ll go to campus events just for the free food, because let’s be honest it’s free.
- When you have to take the bus back to campus from the Bloomsburg Fair because you ate too much and will soon fall into a food coma.
- You have food babies so much that you often name them.
- You’ve perfectly timed when to go to late night before it turns into an African feeding hole.
- While hooking up with someone you think “Do I have time for pizza after this? I still have one meal swipe left…”
- When you go home for the weekend your biggest priority is restocking all your food. Then you think “I should get a medal for how fast this will all be gone.”
