Realizations of Winter Break

You won’t be getting away with paying 50 cents for your beers

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Nights out are expensive as shit

aint nobody got time for dat

 

So you’ll have to pregame, and most of the time you’ll probably be alone

emma stone

You can’t just walk to the nearest bar

son of a nutcracker

 

You have to result to relying on your parents to drive you everywhere like back in middle school

no

When you don’t have a ride, you may have to be a DD

why

 

I want to be the DD…..said no one ever

no 2

Your parents are secretly judging you when you’re hungover

judging

 

 

They will basically make you feel like you’re an alcoholic every time you drink

drunk

You’ll start to wonder how you didn’t go crazy living at home while you were in high school

rihanna gif

 

You actually have to make plans to hangout with people because your friends aren’t a couple of steps away

conch shell

You’ll hibernate in your room binge watching Netflix for days

laying

 

Your parents want to know where you’re going every.single.time

as if

Two words: Winter job

rihanna

 

Those nights of drinking during the week are slim to none

bored

You become a lightweight from not drinking as much. I guess that’s what Boosburg does to ya

whatever

 

You go through withdrawal from missing your friends

friends

Finding out that drinking with your family is just as fun as drinking with your friends

high 5

 

Raiding your parents liquor/beer stash and it’s not Vlad

excited

You can’t get Bloomsburg drunk at home, because it’s not the same

beyonce

 

Don’t even think about bringing anyone home after a night out

tim riggs

When you see people while you’re out, instead of waving, you duck and cover

ignore

 

Your parents will actually want you to do things and be a real person

kim

 

No pretzelini drunk food at the end of the night

cry

 

You’re not within screaming distance of your roommates

can anyone hear me

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